Saturday, October 02, 2010

A bit late to the Crafty Party

I’m sure you’re all avid followers of this section of the newspaper…

I’m sure you knew about it for so very long that you didn’t even bother to let me know just cos you assumed I’d be first in the queue for each edition…


I’m sure I didn’t just only stumble on the ENTIRE SECTION by accident while looking for fashion articles (now that the Times is pay-per-view and I’m too tight to surf for cash…)

If this article were actually read by any significant number of people, maybe the apocalypse is a while off after all.*

Any thoughts regarding the final line on the ‘middle class mummy hooked on crochet’ are best kept to yourself… If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say nothing at all.

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