Is there any possibility that I may be allowed this...?

• Gold fabric with tonal dot motif.
• Gathered vamp with topaz rhinestone brooch.
• Open toe.
• 50% silk, 30% polyacrylic, 20% Lurex®.
• 3 1/2" covered heel.
• Guaranteed to improve your life*

Manolo Blahnik Brooch D'Orsay Pump.
$665 which in today's climate comes to a bargainous £334.85**

*Ok, I added that last one myself.
** And no, I'm not going to define bargainous.